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Sunday, July 30, 2006

men's butts

What do the following three movies have in common?

All three have at least one scene where they show some old guy's butt.

In Just Like Heaven, the audience is treated to some old codger's rear end exposed through one of those peek-a-boo hospital gowns. That was funny the first 800 times over the years, but now it's really starting to lose a lot of its charm.

In Failure to Launch, we get to see more of Terry Bradshaw than any guy, sports fan or otherwise, would ever want to see.

In Space Cowboys, the audience gets to enjoy not one but no less than FOUR sagging, aging butts splashed across the screen. (I'll pause as you recover from that visual.)

How this came up was, as would be happenstance, these three movies were the most recent DVDs my wife and I rented from Blockbuster. In no manner were we deliberately seeking to rent flicks which explicitly showed the hind quarters of retirement-aged and beyond actors.

Now don't get me wrong, I like men's butts just as much as the next guy. (Sound weird? Not really, when you consider that the next guy and the guy after that probably really don't like men's butts all that much.)

But what happened to the day when you actually might have gotten a glimpse of a female bottom or two? Apparently, it's still taboo in America to show any skin of the "she" variety, but it is considered fun, amusing, and dare I say humorous to show a man's butt, specially, (or perhaps only,) if it is plastered to the back of an antiquated geezer.


Blogger Stewart Sternberg said...

This is a good post. Sometimes people need to talk about old guys' butts. I've always wondered at the how the topic has failed to capture the imaginations of contemporary songwriters.

Sunday, February 25, 2007 7:08:00 PM  
Anonymous The Sarcasticynic said...

Well, maybe Sir Mix-A-Lot will give the subject equal time.

Sunday, February 25, 2007 8:53:00 PM  

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