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Monday, May 19, 2008

Another Non-Brunette nor Redhead Joke


So this guy walks into his bathroom and sees his non-brunette nor redhead wife with her head in the toilet.

"What the hell are you doing?!?" he asks.

"Well, I got a little makeup in my eye and the directions say 'flush your eyes with water ...'"

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4 Comments:

Anonymous phantasmix said...

Right now you sort of sprinkle bits about toilets across your blogs. Have you considered having a site dedicated to just toilets? I imagine there's demand.

Btw, I'm a natural blonde, and I can assure you, never have I had gotten makeup in my eye.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:45:00 AM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

I did consider it, but the idea tanked.

Sorry if my joke offended.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:43:00 PM  
Anonymous phantasmix said...

Ha, punny! :)

Nooo, I was just playing along. You know, instead of "I'm a blonde and never do stupid stuff like that" i addressed the other - irrelevant - part, to play up my pretend-stupidity. But really I'm smart, of course.

:-P

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:40:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Of course!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:19:00 PM  

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