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Monday, May 19, 2008

Another Non-Brunette nor Redhead Joke

So this guy walks into his bathroom and sees his non-brunette nor redhead wife with her head in the toilet.

"What the hell are you doing?!?" he asks.

"Well, I got a little makeup in my eye and the directions say 'flush your eyes with water ...'"



Anonymous phantasmix said...

Right now you sort of sprinkle bits about toilets across your blogs. Have you considered having a site dedicated to just toilets? I imagine there's demand.

Btw, I'm a natural blonde, and I can assure you, never have I had gotten makeup in my eye.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:45:00 AM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

I did consider it, but the idea tanked.

Sorry if my joke offended.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 1:43:00 PM  
Anonymous phantasmix said...

Ha, punny! :)

Nooo, I was just playing along. You know, instead of "I'm a blonde and never do stupid stuff like that" i addressed the other - irrelevant - part, to play up my pretend-stupidity. But really I'm smart, of course.


Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:40:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

Of course!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:19:00 PM  

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