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Friday, October 05, 2007

No Parking Here

The other day my wife said her employer told her she'd have to give up her parking space because they needed to turn it into a handicapped space.

This got me thinking. Suppose I were to have my name officially and legally changed to Handicapped Parking. Could I park in a handicapped space? Probably not.

Other interesting official and legal name changes to gain parking privileges:

  • No Parking
  • Tow Away Zone
  • Emergency Parking Only
  • Chili's To Go!

Or how about this one. I think I'll have my name officially and legally changed to Employee of the Month so I can grab that primo parking space at Walmart.


Blogger PD said...

Bah! Lol. Chili's To Go! is only worth it if you eat there a lot when there's no parking space. Maybe just "No".

"Well, it says 'No Parking'!"

Or get it changed to "Kraft".

"Hey, that's my box of chips/cookies/other snack!"
"I don't see your name on it."

Only now they will.

Friday, October 05, 2007 5:41:00 PM  

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