No Parking Here
The other day my wife said her employer told her she'd have to give up her parking space because they needed to turn it into a handicapped space.
This got me thinking. Suppose I were to have my name officially and legally changed to Handicapped Parking. Could I park in a handicapped space? Probably not.
Other interesting official and legal name changes to gain parking privileges:
Or how about this one. I think I'll have my name officially and legally changed to Employee of the Month so I can grab that primo parking space at Walmart.
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This got me thinking. Suppose I were to have my name officially and legally changed to Handicapped Parking. Could I park in a handicapped space? Probably not.
Other interesting official and legal name changes to gain parking privileges:
- No Parking
- Tow Away Zone
- Emergency Parking Only
- Chili's To Go!
Or how about this one. I think I'll have my name officially and legally changed to Employee of the Month so I can grab that primo parking space at Walmart.
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posted by The Sarcasticynic | 10/05/2007 06:04:00 AM
1 Comments:
Bah! Lol. Chili's To Go! is only worth it if you eat there a lot when there's no parking space. Maybe just "No".
"Well, it says 'No Parking'!"
Or get it changed to "Kraft".
"Hey, that's my box of chips/cookies/other snack!"
"I don't see your name on it."
Only now they will.
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