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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Erectile Dysfunction

A commercial for a pill claiming to help men with Erectile Dysfunction warns that if you suffer any loss of hearing or vision after taking the medication, you are to call your doctor.

Let me tell you, if you're so hard you're poking yourself in the ear or in the eye, you've got a problem bigger than any doctor would be able to handle.


Anonymous phantasmix said...

And you thought you can lose sight only if you touch yourself.

Do you know the name of the tribe? Wow! LOL

Monday, July 28, 2008 3:21:00 PM  
Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

I believe it is the Poakawini Tribe of New Zealand.

By the way, here is another snippet from these commercials:

"If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, contact your physician."

Right. My doctor is a balding, pot-bellied dude. If I've got a 4 hour boner, I'm calling his assistant.

Monday, July 28, 2008 5:10:00 PM  
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Thanks for chiming in about Viagra, fellas! But that's not what this post is about.

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Blogger The Sarcasticynic said...

OK, Kevin, you and the other guys above need to get a girlfriend.

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