No Petting Allowed

There's a new ban by the Saudi religious police: using dog walking to attract females.

Every single man knows: Walking a dog in the park is a sure babe magnet. Saudi Arabia's Islamic religious police, in their zeal to keep the sexes apart, want to make sure the technique doesn't catch on in the kingdom.

The solution: Ban selling dogs and cats as pets, as well as walking them in public.

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Violators found outside with their pets will have their beloved poodles and other furry companions confiscated by agents of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, the official name of the religious police.

Those darned virtue-promoting, vice-preventing Saudis are a holy terror, aren't they?
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