Armor

The military is always looking to technology for advancements in their equipment. Recently the Army was seeking armor for their tanks even stronger than what they have now.

I have a suggestion for a material they should consider.

Christmas wrapping paper.

That's right, Christmas wrapping paper.

While planning our holiday travel, the media stated we should make sure we do not wrap gifts to be brought onto the plane, but rather to leave them unwrapped and then to wrap them at our destination.

If those airport security devices cannot penetrate Christmas wrapping paper, then the wrapping surely should be able to stand up to missile fire.
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