Sardonic nit witticism

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People tell me that my sarcasm and cynicism will get me into trouble some day. We'll see.

Saturday, December 31, 2011


Bitchcraft  [bich-kraft]


A series of practices where a group of people, most often women, plot and execute evil actions against others, also typically women.


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Cell Phone vs Talking to Passenger

Q: What's the difference between hands-free talking on a cell phone in a car versus talking to a passenger in the car?

A: The person with whom you're talking hands-free is much less likely to shout, "Watch out!!"


Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Effective immediately, all employees from 2nd level management down will be taking a 10% pay cut.  This amounts to about $5000 a year per employee.  

To show that there is indeed sympathy from Upper Management, I myself hereby volunteer to take a $5000 pay cut as well.