07/08/09

Well, did anything weird happen to you today - a day that had some people freaking out because the date was 07/08/09?

Did for me. Take a look at the fast food receipt, from a restaurant that will remain unnamed, specifically the total amount for my meal.

This could mean only one thing - Michael Jackson is actually still alive and is living in seclusion so that his fans never learn that he had Farrah's poster up on his wall when he was a kid.

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