No Parking Here

The other day my wife said her employer told her she'd have to give up her parking space because they needed to turn it into a handicapped space.

This got me thinking. Suppose I were to have my name officially and legally changed to Handicapped Parking. Could I park in a handicapped space? Probably not.

Other interesting official and legal name changes to gain parking privileges:

• No Parking
• Tow Away Zone
  
• Emergency Parking Only
• Chili's To Go!
  

Or how about this one. I think I'll have my name officially and legally changed to Employee of the Month so I can grab that primo parking space at Walmart.
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