Looking Buff in the Kitchen

Man Caught Naked in His Own Kitchen.

So let me get this straight. A woman walks through a man's yard, looks into his window at his butt-naked self and claims "indecent exposure." But if the man crossed her yard and looked through her window, she'd probably say he's a "Peeping Tom."

Am I missing something here? Why is it always the man who's committed a crime??
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If it's Broke, Fix It!

According to The Dallas Morning News,

More government money is spent on abstinence education here than any other state, but Texas leads the country in the percentage of teen mothers who've given birth more than once. It has the country's third-highest teen birth rate.

Well, Duhhhh...
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